Banya

Comrade! Come to our Beloved Banya, and let the Heat bring you into the Present. Sweat it out until only THIS moment exists... and then...

Emerge and step into our ex-Soviet Dreamscape where the vodka flows, the Eastern European beers are cold, and the snacks are salty and aggressively Slavic. Dress loud (velour track suits & animal prints highly encouraged). We will toast, drink, snack and do much spy activity on fellow neighbor.

Bring your bathing suit, or not!...and sweat yourself into the NOW!

Remember Rule #1: doo naut dye! Dreenk vatar yuu eediot!

A night of post-Soviet freedom and debauchery—full of love, energy, badly good decisions, and just the right amount of chaos. Let us squat.

Na zdorovya!